Monday, November 15, 2010

Classifieds

Blast from the past:

I have been cleaning out files on the computer and have ran across some fun things such as these actual ads:

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates.
Automatically burns toast.

Man, honest. Will take anything.

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

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